Homework

First homework assignment!  The project directions were to work with your mom or dad to make your child cut-out look like you.  We made sure we got his new blue shoes on there and put an Elephant and Piggie book in one hand.  It was like pulling teeth to get it done.  I finally said, "Dude. You've got sixteen years (or more) of homework ahead of you.  This is nothing.  Now glue your googly eyes."